guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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