once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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