i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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