WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
only if we run a train.
done.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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