i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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