I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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