I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
