He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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