at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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