What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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