you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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