Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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