Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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