I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.