I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.