I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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