Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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