He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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