Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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