We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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