True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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