I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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