I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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