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even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila

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(904): View more from Florida

the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing

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(801): View more from Utah

When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.

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(530): View more from California

Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places

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(707): View more from California

People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.

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(619): View more from California

I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.

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(650): View more from California

have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children

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(208): View more from Idaho

And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?

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It seemed like a good idea at the time...

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