Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Do vagina's smell?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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