Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
where am i from again
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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