I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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