I puked a lego.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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