if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Moan for me like Helen Keller
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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