But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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