I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she pinky promised me she was 18
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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