Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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