Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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