Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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