real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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