yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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