Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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