Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
then he tried to convert me to islam
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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