The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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