he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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