Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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