Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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