i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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