You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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