Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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