And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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