I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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