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ugly people sure do ruin things
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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