Sry I called you an 8
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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