What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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