I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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