sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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