we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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