i'm signing you up for texting rehab
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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