I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
the raccoons are back...
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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